All right, I won't! Mom doesn't have it, either. But it's worse that your sister doesn't. Maybe she'll get it next month! Or I think from what I'm understanding here it's every month. Or every other month...?
I can make time for you! Although this is starting to sound really mysterious.
it looks like an odd mix.... i dug back in the archives and it looks like it started up around founder's day then there was another round of new testers the month after a month of radio silence and then now this month so she could either show up next month or the month after? there's not a big schedule to go off of
yyyyyyeah i can't deny that don't worry it'll be fun probably! meet me at the entrance of the woods? can you make it out? i can call a car for you i'm calling a car for you
But it always happens on the 1st, right? I was looking back through the archives too [ OF COURSE SHE WAS, IT WAS SOMETHING TO READ ] so at the very least we know to check her phone on the 1st and just be careful otherwise.
I can get out! Kyouko doesn't mind where I go, and won't ask questions really. I'll be out in a few seconds, then. Isn't it a little late to go to the woods, though?
yeah i'll keep asking though i guess if she's living on without being bothered it's not too bad she'll be pissed if we find out we got here first tho so make sure you lie if she asks later
little late little early it depends on how much you like nature don't worry lev you'll be with me
[SO CLEARLY IT'S SAFE
at least there will be a car waiting for her soon]
a ticket to paris so when hell is unleashed and she sends a bomb after me for keeping secrets her hand will be stayed she loves france
[BUT THAT'S THAT - otherwise the car will take her to the woods where Baren will be waiting on the edge of it, offering a wave to Levy as it rolls up. the car is some uber or lyft equivalent that's already been paid so baren will wait until it drives off
and then he's going to pluck a couple of chocobo feather out of his own hair and then slip it in hers]
levy use this text as my will because i think i'm gonna fucking fight a corporate entity and not even my money can protect me jim can meet me in the fucking pit
anyway i'm granting you half of my worldly belongings the other half goes to my sis but let's be real when she goes you're getting her stuff too don't spend it all in one place and i guess you can give kiyo any fashion pieces you don't want and you need to flip off mizuki sena for me like one last fuck you from beyond the grave
since i'm going to war and all but don't cry and you might ask me why baren, what motivates you to take up arms when just last week you were considering tossing a resume at retrospec well
THEY CAME FOR FAMILY LEVS THEY CAME FOR MY FAMILY!!!!! LOOK AT V HE'S STILL A SPECIMEN BUT NOW HE'S A GREY SPECIMEN AND I BET HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE SADDEST CHOCOBO STORY EVER TOLD
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levy
this might be useless if they can peek into other apps and my texts
but don't talk to anyone weird from the app alright
also
i have a surprise
i think it's a good one??
well at least it'll be fun
don't get mad
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I think I know a lot of people on the app, though! Not everyone, but I do know some of them. Kyouko has it too!
Why would I be mad about a good surprise? What happened?
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which isn't bad i guess???
but my sis doesn't have it
don't mention it to her
i'll figure it out
[.... no he won't but levy's also the only person he'd mention being worried about that too. it's so hard to be a stranded twin.]
i think it's something that's easier to show than explain....? you busy today?
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I can make time for you! Although this is starting to sound really mysterious.
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then there was another round of new testers the month after
a month of radio silence
and then now this month
so she could either show up next month or the month after? there's not a big schedule to go off of
yyyyyyeah i can't deny that
don't worry it'll be fun probably!
meet me at the entrance of the woods? can you make it out? i can call a car for you
i'm calling a car for you
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I can get out! Kyouko doesn't mind where I go, and won't ask questions really. I'll be out in a few seconds, then. Isn't it a little late to go to the woods, though?
[ she asks, pulling on her jacket, ]
THIS IS SO LATE IT'S UNFORGIVABLE
though i guess if she's living on without being bothered it's not too bad
she'll be pissed if we find out we got here first tho
so make sure you lie if she asks later
little late little early it depends on how much you like nature
don't worry lev you'll be with me
[SO CLEARLY IT'S SAFE
at least there will be a car waiting for her soon]
it's ok i forgive you anyway
Okay, see you soon!
[ SHE LIKES NATURE FINE but libraries are better. STILL, SHE WILL GO IN THE CAR TO...the woods apparently why this ]
lucy is forever too good to me
so when hell is unleashed and she sends a bomb after me for keeping secrets
her hand will be stayed
she loves france
[BUT THAT'S THAT - otherwise the car will take her to the woods where Baren will be waiting on the edge of it, offering a wave to Levy as it rolls up. the car is some uber or lyft equivalent that's already been paid so baren will wait until it drives off
and then he's going to pluck a couple of chocobo feather out of his own hair and then slip it in hers]
Hey.
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...Is this a chocobo feather? [ BUT SHE ASKS, BECAUSE BOY DID SHE JUST MENTALLY GO "is there a chocobo in the woods ]
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and he's just gonna grin]
You bet! Nice color too, right?
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long
pause]
... Sure!
[it's the same answer he gave kashuu??]
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[ THAT ANSWER WASN'T VERY CONVINCING? ]
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C'mon Levs, it'd take too long to tame a wild one! Not that I'd be against finding more. V might get lonely!
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because i think i'm gonna fucking fight a corporate entity and not even my money can protect me
jim can meet me in the fucking pit
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the other half goes to my sis but let's be real when she goes you're getting her stuff too
don't spend it all in one place
and i guess you can give kiyo any fashion pieces you don't want
and you need to flip off mizuki sena for me
like one last fuck you from beyond the grave
since i'm going to war and all
but don't cry
and you might ask me
why baren, what motivates you to take up arms
when just last week you were considering tossing a resume at retrospec
well
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THEY CAME FOR FAMILY LEVS
THEY CAME FOR MY FAMILY!!!!!
LOOK AT V HE'S STILL A SPECIMEN BUT NOW HE'S A GREY SPECIMEN
AND I BET HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
SADDEST CHOCOBO STORY EVER TOLD
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